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Offline arxpert

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Just putting this into the Universe
« on: November 06, 2019, 09:27:21 PM »
Sumlin goes to Oregon and leads UArizona to a gut busting PAC12 burial defeat of #7 Oregon. Thus ruining any chance the PAC12 has at being represented in the CFP and granting him the leash of 6 more years to torment our fine Academic establishment.

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Then we go on to lose the final 2 games, missing a bowl game and coming back down to earth after being the giant stains Sumlin has us as.



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Re: Just putting this into the Universe
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2019, 09:41:58 PM »
From the outer reaches of the Milky Way, I predict that the Ducks score 60 plus, and we score twenty-something--maybe. If OU loses a conference game, it won't be to us. They're that good and we're that bad.
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Re: Just putting this into the Universe
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2019, 09:58:24 PM »
LOL I had this thought the other day - This is both hilarious AND terrifying.

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Re: Just putting this into the Universe
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2019, 10:37:44 PM »
Haha good one.  Is this an After Dark game?  Tate will be Tate 1.0 and rush for 140 with 3 TDs.

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Re: Just putting this into the Universe
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2019, 11:48:21 AM »
It is time for us to prepare for ASU...the starters need to rest and should be practicing for whatever schemes we will run against ASU. Start the third string against Oregon...give Oregon the same advantage Alabama has in their November 23rd game against the Western Carolina Catamounts (no, I am not making that up)....make is scrimmage type game and show what joke college football is.



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Re: Just putting this into the Universe
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2019, 01:00:22 PM »
Haha good one.  Is this an After Dark game?  Tate will be Tate 1.0 and rush for 140 with 3 TDs.

The Ducks spanked USC, at their place. They ran roughshod over them. They're fast everywhere. Tate will not score three rushing touchdowns--he may not score at all if he doesn't get off to a blazing start. If the spread's not 30, it should be. We don't have a two-star Scooby working his magic this time around.
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Re: Just putting this into the Universe
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2019, 09:40:23 AM »

The Ducks spanked USC, at their place. They ran roughshod over them. They're fast everywhere. Tate will not score three rushing touchdowns--he may not score at all if he doesn't get off to a blazing start. If the spread's not 30, it should be. We don't have a two-star Scooby working his magic this time around.

That was tongue in cheek.  The only way we have any chance is if PAC12 After Dark is in full bizarro effect.  The reality is Tate will run around behind the line of scrimmage and eventually run out of bounds for a 3 yard loss rather than throw it out of bounds.

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Re: Just putting this into the Universe
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2019, 11:00:29 AM »
If you look at the 'success' against Oregon in football, the few wins and a few close games/respectable showings, those were over rated Oregon teams and under rated AZ teams. This year, Oregon is under rated and AZ is over rated (if that is possible). 

Agree with the 30 point spread. Be shocked if there even is a spread.
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Re: Just putting this into the Universe
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2019, 03:08:59 PM »

The Ducks spanked USC, at their place. They ran roughshod over them. They're fast everywhere. Tate will not score three rushing touchdowns--he may not score at all if he doesn't get off to a blazing start. If the spread's not 30, it should be. We don't have a two-star Scooby working his magic this time around.

That was tongue in cheek.  The only way we have any chance is if PAC12 After Dark is in full bizarro effect.  The reality is Tate will run around behind the line of scrimmage and eventually run out of bounds for a 3 yard loss rather than throw it out of bounds.

Then we agree, no?
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Re: Just putting this into the Universe
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2019, 05:36:55 PM »
Tonight is the night. I feel it. Can you feel it? The night that could live in Pac12 infamy. Sumlin has the chance to take the Pac12 out of the CFP and still miss a bowl game!

 


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